is the sun bothering you my king

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*

Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.

wait im curious actually reblog this with how old you were when undertale came out (september 15, 2015) i want to feel really old

all he does is eat crumbs. stupid.

^_^ <- obsessed with her. she's so fun and playful and a little whimsical.

– COMMISSIONS!

the pictures say it all but tl;dr my laptop died and i had to get a replacement and now i'm a bit short on money so i'm opening up commissions :]

– QUICK FACTS.

• ocs only, won't do mecha / furry / explicit content but will do humanoid fantasy races / cyberware / mild injuries or blood
• i reserve the right to say no to a character when it's too far above my skill level
• payment up front through ko-fi, no refunds, dm me before paying because you'll need to claim a slot first!
• i need visual reference(s) to work with, using picrews for this is fine, encouraged even if you can't provide me original artwork! i refuse to use a/i art as reference so please don't send me that

– I'M INTERESTED! WHAT NOW?

• please dm me on tumblr and tell me what kind of commission you're interested in (sketch / lines / colors + head / bust / half body) and for which oc, preferably already with a link to some visual refs so i can take a look :]
• i'll then let you know if you've claimed a slot; if so, we can discuss details + payment and i'll get started! if all slots are full i can put you on a waiting list and i'll notify you once i've worked through my queue :]
• the finished piece can in some cases already be done in a day but may take up to a full month depending on how busy i am and if my brain allows me to work, i have executive dysfunction and am in the middle of my graduation project so please be patient with me
• ko-fi: ko-fi.com/nuclearvessel

– WHAT YOU'LL GET.

• digital artwork of your oc :] you won't receive any physical goods!
• you're allowed to post it wherever and use it for icons and such, as long as you don't take credits for the art yourself. you are not allowed to sell it or use it for n/f/t or a/i purposes